Portfolio

I've got a portfolio! A4 in size. It's half finished but it's a start. I've got new names for my paintings,well some of them weren't even named in the first place. I've called the red and yellow painting "Chairs can talk and man can walk",the large blue one is called "this is not a feminist painting",then the two smaller paintings are called "aerl" and "bad man". Ages ago, I was told by one of my tutors to use the name of the painting to give it a quirky edge and humour in a more sophisticated way,but then I was also told by another tutor to put a penis in my painting to make it more contraversial and 'arty' so I'm not sure I'll take all suggestions too seriously.